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Happy Funtime Alphabet, or why I check the closets before going to bed

‘And now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you warn me so I don’t have to sleep with the light on’. Seriously, I need this published and bound – can’t imagine any child would forget the alphabet after a good read through of this at midnight during a thunderstorm.

Artist ‘Jared Hindman’ brings us these wonderfully prepared and hauntingly worded childrens rhymes.

A preview of the horror within:

The full monty