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Remi Gallard strikes again…BAT STYLE

The REAL Peter Pan

Prepare yourself children.

Remember when you were just a wee little kid, and you wanted Peter Pan to take you away to be together always? No? STOP JUDGING ME.


Either way, your wish can be answered, by one Randy Constan, internet entrepreneur extraordinaire, AKA Peter Fucking Pan. But don’t get your knickers in a twist ladies, he’s married.

“I’m 5 years old at heart, but the state of Florida says i’m 54.”

*sigh*. The good ones are always taken.

What does this vision of hope and purity contribute to the world? A better question: what doesn’t he do.

HA!

Fashion,

MEEE-oW

Charity fundraising,

Fuck Peter Pan, I'm calling you Santy Claws

MUSIC, which I haven’t the testicular fortitude to listen to all the way through,

Coding (ELFIN TECHNOLOGIES FOR LIFE),

And private appearances! WOA BOY I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Just remember folks,

“All you need is faith and trust… and a little bit of pixie dust!” –Peter┬áPan

And possibly a restraining order

CALL THAT SWEET BITCH

Many thanks to Lucas for spotting this over at The Daily What

Apparently, this is a real thing. Its long – about 8 minutes TOO long – but pretty fucking worth it.

LETS GIVE A FUCK

Happy Friday, Bitches

Enjoy that freedom

 

WOW…Stranger the Fiction man…real life…

Ah Valentines Day.

I'm just happy he has a girlfriend, whether or not she accepts. Shit, if he can get laid, theres hope for the rest of us

What if I'm single...? And does that mean James Gandolfini will fuck my wife..? She may like that, actually

First I couldn't chew gum out of it. Now I can drink? WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WATER

And here I always thought toll booth operator was a shit job

I FUCKING LOVE BIKES !!!1!1

I FUCKING LOVE DIVING

Ok so...no chewing gum, no drinking, and no fishing out of toilets? I've officially lost all my sources of nutrition. THANKS JAPAN. Geez.

Oh god I...Oh god. RUN KITTEH RUN

THIS JUST IN. THERE WAS CAT. IT WAS PRETTY BIG CAT.

Undead father of the year

SATAN FAMILY

The kids name? Damian

PICTURE OVERLOAD PLZ TO ENJOY NAO

I'll never be able to touch myself the same way again

Another excellent meme

Its like fishing. Only...retarded

brokeback kitteh

I don't think thats what they mean by 'get the ladies'

HURRR DERP

GET DOWN FROM THERE ZEBRA. A GIRAFFE IS NOT A LADDER. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE RUNGS.

And I will never be hard again

BUT ITS SO DELICIOUS

Sup Bro. Nothin, just chillin. On fire. You know.

SUPER PUN

A good night out, if you ask me

Why I will never be a good father

Booboo kills Yogi, or ‘How the Chipmunks movie shouldve ended’

I fucking hate these digital remakes of childhood classics.

Don’t go gently into that dark night, Yogi. Don’t.

 

Well shit…

Too soon? Maybe. Still funny.

Funny for your eyeballs

I shall now always refer to it as such.

I do have friends! I swear!...thats why I'm on the internet...at night...every night

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A most meaningful meme – Demotivationally Yours.

Demotivational Posters have GOT to be one of the best Memes fucking around on the web, and they have been so for some time now, damn near 10 years.

And these are my favorites.

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