Ah Valentines Day.
I'm just happy he has a girlfriend, whether or not she accepts. Shit, if he can get laid, theres hope for the rest of us
What if I'm single...? And does that mean James Gandolfini will fuck my wife..? She may like that, actually
First I couldn't chew gum out of it. Now I can drink? WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WATER
And here I always thought toll booth operator was a shit job
I FUCKING LOVE BIKES !!!1!1
I FUCKING LOVE DIVING
Ok so...no chewing gum, no drinking, and no fishing out of toilets? I've officially lost all my sources of nutrition. THANKS JAPAN. Geez.
Oh god I...Oh god. RUN KITTEH RUN
THIS JUST IN. THERE WAS CAT. IT WAS PRETTY BIG CAT.
Undead father of the year
The kids name? Damian