Just WAIT til I think of something clever. THEN YOU'LL SEE

WTF?

Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals

See, this is why I fucking LOVE the internet. Bored people with an endless public medium come up with the craziest shit. Like this ‘meme’ (is it? I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS) that involves pasting Tom Hanks face on various animals.

And I think its brilliant

Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals
Here’s a few of my favorites:

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Happy Funtime Alphabet, or why I check the closets before going to bed

‘And now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you warn me so I don’t have to sleep with the light on’. Seriously, I need this published and bound – can’t imagine any child would forget the alphabet after a good read through of this at midnight during a thunderstorm.

Artist ‘Jared Hindman’ brings us these wonderfully prepared and hauntingly worded childrens rhymes.

A preview of the horror within:

The full monty


The Japanese are fucking weird (NSFW)


Old Spice Guy spoof, also, get crunk on reading

With remarkable production values.

And…kinda funny

And while your at it, read a book read a book read A MOTHAFUCKIN BOOK


LOL WUT

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN-

I don't know WHO made this or how to react. But for some reason it just screams OMGWTFBBQ


CALL THAT SWEET BITCH

Many thanks to Lucas for spotting this over at The Daily What

Apparently, this is a real thing. Its long – about 8 minutes TOO long – but pretty fucking worth it.

LETS GIVE A FUCK


PICTURE OVERLOAD PLZ TO ENJOY NAO

I'll never be able to touch myself the same way again

Another excellent meme

Its like fishing. Only...retarded

brokeback kitteh

I don't think thats what they mean by 'get the ladies'

HURRR DERP

GET DOWN FROM THERE ZEBRA. A GIRAFFE IS NOT A LADDER. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE RUNGS.

And I will never be hard again

BUT ITS SO DELICIOUS

Sup Bro. Nothin, just chillin. On fire. You know.

SUPER PUN

A good night out, if you ask me

Why I will never be a good father


Funny for your eyeballs

I shall now always refer to it as such.

I do have friends! I swear!...thats why I'm on the internet...at night...every night

(more…)


Do you know someone who’s ridden an alligator? No? then I give you…ACE RIMMER

From the Red Dwarf series. Still can’t believe he rides a goddamn alligator out of a crashing plane.

This is the kinda shit you just can’t make up.