See, this is why I fucking LOVE the internet. Bored people with an endless public medium come up with the craziest shit. Like this ‘meme’ (is it? I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS) that involves pasting Tom Hanks face on various animals.
And I think its brilliant
Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals
Here’s a few of my favorites:
‘And now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you warn me so I don’t have to sleep with the light on’. Seriously, I need this published and bound – can’t imagine any child would forget the alphabet after a good read through of this at midnight during a thunderstorm.
Artist ‘Jared Hindman’ brings us these wonderfully prepared and hauntingly worded childrens rhymes.
A preview of the horror within:
With remarkable production values.
And while your at it, read a book read a book read A MOTHAFUCKIN BOOK
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN-
Many thanks to Lucas for spotting this over at The Daily What
Apparently, this is a real thing. Its long – about 8 minutes TOO long – but pretty fucking worth it.
LETS GIVE A FUCK
From the Red Dwarf series. Still can’t believe he rides a goddamn alligator out of a crashing plane.
This is the kinda shit you just can’t make up.
Why do I throw all this shit into one post, you ask? Cuz I’m lazy, ok, and I just don’t feel like separating them into themed posts.
But these pictures have no real similarities! WHY OMGWTFBBQ WHY!
Enough with the questions.