The REAL Peter Pan
Prepare yourself children.
Remember when you were just a wee little kid, and you wanted Peter Pan to take you away to be together always? No? STOP JUDGING ME.
Either way, your wish can be answered, by one Randy Constan, internet entrepreneur extraordinaire, AKA Peter Fucking Pan. But don’t get your knickers in a twist ladies, he’s married.
*sigh*. The good ones are always taken.
What does this vision of hope and purity contribute to the world? A better question: what doesn’t he do.
MUSIC, which I haven’t the testicular fortitude to listen to all the way through,
Coding (ELFIN TECHNOLOGIES FOR LIFE),
And private appearances! WOA BOY I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY
Just remember folks,
“All you need is faith and trust… and a little bit of pixie dust!” –Peter Pan
And possibly a restraining order
This entry was posted on December 21, 2010 by Vicious. It was filed under True (depressing) and was tagged with depressing, Horrifying, Michael Jackson lives on, Mildly arousing, Neverland Ranch pt2, REAL peter pan.