So sad…so sad
I’d like to say I’m a ladies man. A smooth criminal.
Recently, however, I’ve found things to be a bit…off…that assessment.
When I wake up in the morning, I’ll often spend a few minutes admiring the goods
…before hopping in the shower to wash off the shame and depression.
After I’m done scrubbing so hard you could see through to my soul I attempt to attire myself in a manner appealing to the opposite gender.
And when that too fails, its back to the safety of the internet, where I can meet a woman of my own caliber