Just WAIT til I think of something clever. THEN YOU'LL SEE

Schadenfreude BITCHES

Seriously. Nothing perks my day up more than witnessing the suffering of others, and resting content in the knowledge that the sorry bastard getting his nuts crushed in by a schizophrenic rhino dosed up on PCP isn’t me.

What’s that? Karma? No thanks, I’m not in an ice cream kinda mood.

Now, there’s a reason I don’t enjoy sports.

I really don't get basketball. If this is ball tending, I'll have none of it, thank you and good DAY sir

STOP CLAPPING. Jerk...

"Yeah, I know theres a bat in my face, but nothing, no how, stops me enjoying my baseball. Fuck this bat."

WAIT - I need that

LAND IT, you damned pussy

"Here's my plan: take a pissed off bull, throw a saddle on it, then ride the fucker for as long as I can."

"Shit. Pointy bits UP. I always fuck this up."

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